How I've longed for Turd Ferguson!

This celebrity jeopardy skit has been the funniest thing SNL has done in years.

But will they resurrect Ass Dan???????

That montage of "classic" skits did nothing but remind me of how far the show has fallen. Good god it gets ugly after the Will Ferrell years.

He drove a car at halftime of Super Bowl 33 in front of millions.

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

Here is the minute leading up to Chuck's comment.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Don't tase me doe!

We need a name that will be instantly recognizable as descriptive of the topic, but isn't currently being used in any significant way.

So is the promoter who organized this lineup some kid who graduated high school in 2003 and later grew up to become some sort of Quebecois-Abu Dhabi Sheik who vowed to never let punk/screamo/hardcore die? Because this line-up is some sort of weird fucking time machine to my Winamp playlist from back then. I'm guessing…

"Jon Stewart Should Run For Office!"

take the under

The problem is Stewart *could* run for office on the platform of work he's built over the years, but there's no way he could be that person once he got into office if he wanted to actually accomplish anything of hold office for anything longer than one term.

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

the braking is not drive by wire at all. The pedal is connected to the master cylinder. The steering has an electric motor to assist, but still has a column and intermediate shaft connecting the wheel to the rack.

Please, let's not compare Beyoncé to McCartney.

I'm always skeptical of hearing my heroes rocking out 30 years after their prime but this is no-shit good.