The original was the best. The last two lacked the mocking of real cliche mannerisms and attempts at "cool" that made the first spoof so funny. These are now just guys doing any random voice/character. Makes no sense!

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

$20 per dance is minimum. They'll try the VIP room thing quick. Remember, dancer=hustler. Hustle, loyalty, respect. If you like one of the dancers, you don't buy dances, you buy her a drink and invite her to sit down with you. Then you ask her for her name and give yours. Repect goes a long way. If she likes…

$20 per dance is pretty standard - $1 for stage shows, $5 if you get some personal attention during a stage show. also be ready to spend $14 for a bottle of heineken, and $20-40 to walk in the door.

"who cares"? I would, because I paid a cover and am paying a premium on drinks to sit around.

I like how you repeated "exactly why" for emphasis. It really made your point.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

The explanation is quite simple; Stevan Ridley was on the IR for most of the season.

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

He might not understand what science actually is.

The Gas Law he should be more worried about is probably actually Gay-Lussac's second law, that's the one that has to do with the pressure of a gas under changing temperature with fixed volume. Boyle's law deals with the relationship of pressure and volume, at a fixed temperature.

Prime has changed the way I shop. It's 20 minutes to the nearest Lowe's, so 40 minutes round trip, all for a $15 hammer. Amazon has it for $11. Amazon frequently "2 day" ships items in as little as 12-16 hours- I've picked out a $15 coffee maker at 4pm, and it arrived the following day at noon. The hammer went on…

Prime has changed the way I shop. It's 20 minutes to the nearest Lowe's, so 40 minutes round trip, all for a $15…

DeNiro.

I think he is saying it looks just as bad as a Wes Anderson movie.

It's an ill-conceived disaster from the very first frame, and frankly, I'm completely baffled that it exists at all.

So it just looks like a Wes Anderson movie.

Other than someone like maybe Adam Sandler, does any big-ticket actor have a worse filmography over the last 10-15 years than Johnny Depp? It's as though he intentionally picks the shittiest possible movies, as long as they will let him wear a stupid costume.

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.