What is wrong with any of those Tweets. Florio sux wang usually, but those are pretty damn to the point.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Some people might rather have cheaper insurance and will just rely on credit cards or savings in the event something happens.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

I shopped around for insurance for my first car two months ago. Progressive wanted $240/month while Geico gave me $130/month for the exact same coverage.

I smell a potential Pats punishment.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"...via The Cut"

Don't some people pay extra on purpose in order to get better coverage though? My understanding was that if you pick the cheapest insurance, you are screwed in the event of an actual accident or something happening to your car. Some people might rather have cheaper insurance and will just rely on credit cards or…

Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?

Made it to 1:30 when does the funny part start?

So when you're clearly a hairy individual who had to shave his calf to clear an area for the tattoo, are you stuck shaving that calf for the rest of your life so that people can see your poor life choice clearly? Or do you just embrace hairball-Kratos?

That kind of subscription model is absurd and would absolutely not happen. I'd stake money on it. The only company I've ever seen that disables applications when you stop paying is Adobe and their subscription service was made as an alternative to insanely prohibitive price points on industry-grade software. Microsoft…

One word: prenup. If he can prove she's cheating she gets nothing, otherwise she may be able to walk away with quite a bit. Assuming any of this is true.

As someone who went through a terrible, EXTREMELY drama-filled break up, complete with calling/texting EVERY woman in my ex's phone to leaving him legit stranded in another city as I texted the "other woman," I can assure you that dramatic shit definitely can and does happen all the time in relationships...esp when…

Dude never heard of no fault divorce?

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Look, I'm with you on shaming the EEI crowd every time they deserve it. Lou deserves it here and D&C is a daily exercise in casual, dogwhistle racism (I sometimes wonder if the average 495-to-128 commuter needs three or four snide snickers from those worthlessly smug cretins before he can take his morning dump).

Was it really the black people getting killed by police that snarled I-93, or the people protesting aforementioned problem?