I have not upgraded to IOS7 because: I already have time stamps on my text messages. I can already block text and phone by using the "Do Not Disturb" and even customize it to receive calls from only my fav's. Voice only facetime? Isn't that what we call a "phone call". My iphone already connects automatically to…

I assume Walt did that to him somehow by slipping meth into his lunch or something.

If you have a starbucks rewards card, in a very short time (5 transactions), you are eligible for free refills on brewed coffee or iced tea. It's easy. I've spent about $9 (on four small cups of coffee) and I am now eligible.

Dennis and his friends had to take time off from their busy schedules of not getting laid.

He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

"When most people heard that Tommy Morrison was involved in an arrest, they probably assumed the former boxer had committed a crime. They would be wrong."

Baby Got BAC

I have to admit: the guy knows how to keep the strokes to a minimum.

Hey everybody, That Guy showed up.

You really think this is the easiest way to catch a 350-pound Marlin?

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

As an addict, I had a hard time facing myself or my family and telling them I had a problem. He must really need help and support if he is announcing something like that in public. No one deserves to feel helpless against an addiction, I am going on 10 months completely sober, and that first week is the hardest.

Eleven years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash.

Oh man, this a worthless waste of a distraction.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

This is still better than Naked and Afraid, which happens to Regis every morning when he forgets where he is while taking a shower.

I guess no one here has heard of the Second Amendment.

I guess the WWF has never heard of the right to free speech.

This is an important development because since she agreed not to extend the restraining order the attorneys could argue that the lady-victim was contractually the prime face cause of all this. Will be interesting to see the jurists' prudence on this one.

Needs more scissoring.