OwnedWolf
Owned Wolf
OwnedWolf

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

I’m wondering why you suggest working from the bottom up. I do the opposite. My logic is that this way the water and soap are moving in the same direction I’m washing, down. Also, the “bottom” parts; wheels, engine, chain area, etc., are dirtier than the rest of the bike and should be done last to avoid contaminating

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

Carefully.

How are you supposed to swim while wearing a tweed blazer and keeping your cold brew from spilling?

Sean, you should get as many of the different riding jeans as you can and do some sort of abrasion resistance test. We all acknowledge that they probably aren’t as safe as actual leathers or riding pants, but it would be awesome to know how they compare. Especially since the different companies all have different

If the car is in a location where it is waiting to be put in compliance, it’s not their business why it isn’t currently in compliance. See, here’s the thing: it’s not illegal to own a car currently out of inspection. It’s only illegal to OPERATE a car currently out of inspection. If the car isn’t being operated it’s

Thanks for the advice. I’ve shared this with all my RV Caravan and Tour bus buddies. It’s gonna be wicked sick!

Who are you and what have you done with Spinny?

YOU’VE RUINED IT! YOU’VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

Major potential

My favorite song in Never Gonna Fucking Happen: The Musical is "The Day No Pigs Would Fly"

The man, the myth, and now truly a legend. Sad that he died. And Nissan should do his legacy proud by making a Z that goes back to his original formula.

RIP to one of the last soul-possessing designers in Japanese autos. And very timely as I just this very second walked past a beautiful 72 model (dat orange!). These things are really rare in the South, at least compared to say the West Coast. I'll see a dozen Tesla Model S or 911 GT3 for every 70s Z I notice...in

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

I'll fucking kill you.

there is this guy who keeps saying that it's just couple more years now..