I heard she beat a dude’s head against the wall over and over again until he told her who John Galt was.

As for all you UAB rifle and bowling supports, it is unclear whether Watts will be announcing either program’s return, though the UAB Football Foundation has reportedly raised $22 million in hopes of returning all three squads.

You were on deadspin wanting to read about sports, and instead of scrolling past you wanted to click on the article about a dude becoming a lady, then you wanted to spend the time to comment on it. Most people would just scroll by, maybe you are in the closet and that is why you wanted to spend time clicking on this…

I read the entire thing

Are you aware of how important to sports history Jenner is? They’re not covering him because he is part of the Kardashian Klan. Your comment about “manning up” makes no fucking sense and your tone is that of a petulant child. If you are over 15, you need to rethink how you want to live your life.

why is this on deadspin?

God bless the British and their weird “-cesters” where you only pronounce half the letters.

My favourite is still “Gloucestershire”, where the local aircraft manufacturer of the same name apparently had so many foreign customers pronounce it something like “Glue-sister-shire” that they eventually shortened their…

In light of what was clearly an all-too-understated effort by the announcers, this seems like a good time to break out the magisterial:

Hey, he tried. A non athletic, geeky, small jewish guy gave it a shot. That’s all we can ask for.

Bhutan is... nice... but it’s not the best.

“Sony, Castrol, Continental Tires, and Johnson & Johnson have all said ‘enough’.”

A week without the NBA? Suck it up ya big babies!

I would imagine they don’t want to go up against the Pirates/Rockies game that night.

Maybe it’s more likely for basketball arenas to have concerts and other things going on?

Your username is spectacularly inaccurate. Then again, it may just be that the subject at hand is near and dear to this reenactor's heart.

Damnit. I wasted 3 minutes for NOTHING! +1

Yes, it’s his 3.7 million twitter followers (vs. Deadspin’s 800k followers).

Watch that baseball soar! Knock out a homerun, shout a hip-hooray!

For $250,000, I would agree to never speak to a single member of my family ever again for the rest of my life.