The classic “I Stopped Reading After The Headline” take. Well done!

Where will you be watching the game, Mrs. Nelson?

+1 IF “who are the twins in BK commercial” doesnt show up in your search history

You’re rationalizing a version of your own truth that you hope will sell to a broader appeal; human nature manifested and whatnot - but in the end, you and the “how convenient there was no outdoor surveillance footage of her blowing smoke in his face” guy have SO MUCH in common.

Colin Cowherd’s dad, everyone.

Put the blackberry brandy away

It isn’t.

Jim Ross is displeased with the officiating crew.

This is the Gary Johnson Memorial CoTD

It’s the new “TL;DR”

“Pats fan here”

“one of their highest profile coaches”

Meh, it’s written in “newspaper headline” which normally omits ‘a’, ‘an’, and ‘the’

“If you saw the injury live like I did”

“Looks like I did pick up Bradford last week and started him last night. Shaping up to be another playoff run for me.”

Cris Carter and Randy Moss

I’m still waist-deep in horrific Bradford taeks from the signing article... I know you weren’t one of them.

NBC circled the hand injury on two separate occasions.

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