The Olympic (Kinja) Effect: an offhand question with no forethought or research gets 325+ stars, while thoughtfully and well-placed heartless jokes scratch and claw for 20. I’m just starting to hope that all comments be submitted in Spanish from now on.

I’m from Minnesota but went to school at USC (back in MN as of recently), were you at one of the ABC’s?

Taking nothing away from Mr. Romberts - you should read the post and comments from last Friday re: we asked some people to sign our yearbook

Well gee, thanks!

There was an article about this not too long ago; you just say “former NCAA diver from (name of state)” [unless it was NH, VT, etc] and let the inflated perceptions wash over you like a warm tide of fuzzies

Took a total of 3 minutes to find it, link it and post it.

Safer than attending my opening night post-party... right, Molly?

My dad is an electrical contractor, and he uses the word... but then again he also spells light ‘lite’ so

But how do you feel about society’s bastardization of the usage of the word ‘electrocute’?

+1 prescience

“Were [sic] you interested in going to bingo at all?”

I humbly admit it took me almost two months to pronounce your handle, and thus understand it, correctly. I admired you more than myself in that moment.

We like to call it “Double Hamburger Helper”

-1 enlightened view of this website

1200 pounds and a mind of its own. We get it.

Colossal commenting failure, right here. Jesus H

So, so Canadian.

Hey, you know that stat you tossed out that 9 people have already corrected? I’m going to correct you as if i’m the first to do so.

Quite the logic-leap you took there! That's the equivalent of two fractured kneecaps.

“I love to keep harping on this”