I have used the phrase “I’ll never forget when” too many times, but I will never forget the 2003-2004 college basketball season as the one which cemented my new (and correct) perspective on womens’ sports. My parents had season tickets to the Minnesota Lady Gophers, and I had just been released from 90 days of house…

Thank you for this.

+ (NC)17

Did he hit a grand slam for Miami? We were not charmed.

You would not.

Make sense please?

Well, you gave him FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

By all pro sports’ logic.

Quad aces, with a deuce kicker.

Spaces before and after commas have been the standard in elementary education for zero years and zero days.

It most definitely did not have an NFL playbook inside

You obviously have no idea how this works. No thanks for not trying.

You must have loved the parts where he got their names wrong.

I may or may not have watched cell mates obtain and use crystal meth, which may or may not have been brought inside from a work crew, at the anonymous (misdemeanor only) city jail in Nevada where I just did a 57-day stint from April 4th to May 30th of this year.

You linked to an article that was linked to, from the article we’re reading. You must have gotten your inspiration from the private eye from The Big Lebowski.

Ask George Carlin

Can’t complain about the “oh shit, he thinks she’s in hell!” joke being taken when I get here at 3:30 in the morning... So well done, sir.

I get to 95% of the articles after the commenting is generally over, so my input is usually just trashing on the stupid takes (if I say anything at all)... But i’ve consistently enjoyed your comments.

We never started.

You had nothing to say about basketball? Or did you do a little stint behind bars?... We missed you