Fantasy death match:

When 12.5% of the entire group of teams are undefeated at the half-way point of the season...

I had a roommate (briefly) who was of short-statute; with perma-curled red hair, a “wizard beard” and was philosophy major. He was also a weed dealer. The weed dealer in Road Trip is his doppelgänger for life.

@oskargarcia:

Hence the “on second reference” clause...

Your data is grossly inaccurate, and you couldn’t spell her name correctly twice.

People don’t generally bet $1,600 to win $100... it’s out of the realm of what the concept of betting was set up for.

Give the daughter a “beer and a bump” midway through the 1st quarter, she’ll fit right in.

This was entertaining to read while drinking Newcastle draught

It was a joking (and tangent-to-the-point) anecdote from 1996-7. I’m over it. I hope Guido (yes that was his birth name) is successfully power tripping over undergrads in whatever passes for a “Cush” job at some division III college in a cold-weather state.

I was using my (anecdotal) experience to jokingly refute the point. I was unlucky; this Econ professor had 280 students, 8 T.A.s, each student assigned to a weekly “study group” with one of the 8; and all my friends scrambled to reassign themselves to another T.A. after the “power trip” writing was on the wall (all…

If you want to write a thesis, you should reply to the author, not a comment(er).

You are the poster boy for

You fucking kidding me? A grad student T.A. at [Pac12 University] gave me an “F” in intro- level Macro Economics, taught by the professor who also happened to be my Faculty Sponsor for a 4-year, full academic scholarship. Took THREE semesters (and his finishing his own grad degree & GTFO) to resolve.

[Simultaneously cross-checks “fast” in mental vocabulary, with possible uses of speech and current context]

But the betting will be INSANE

We’re not THAT oblivious, even on a Monday morning ... you can cap it at 4 or 5 (well-placed).

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Lookit this guy!