My 100th star for you

You HAVE TO meet up with me next time you’re in Las Vegas.

Your parents obviously sucked. Perhaps the family dynamic caused the extended relatives to fall in line... More context please?

You have zero stars in 2 hours.

Nobody noticed that Dallas plays the Saints in Week 4, and the Patriots are on their Bye week.

I was one of two (Maybe 3) guys in a total h.s. class of 315 who was: accepted into the “jock” group, above-average in talent, and... just left the football program for good after the 8th grade. In 7th & 8th we had enough for 6 teams, who’d play only vs each other, as our entire schedule. Saw enough up close. Found…

What happened to ‘anything goes’, ‘low-hanging fruit’ and all that in the comment sections? I mean, besides the fact that you did what any number of people (5, guessing by the current star tally) wanted to do; are all the rest of you brand new to this site?!?!!1

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DUAN 2:22pm??!?

People with my level of OCD have an ingrown set of these; most un-wanted, some maybe even relished; we do get the chance to set ourselves up for either every so often...

My recently former roommate, born in Mass., but lived his whole life in Florida and W.Va... Going ape-shit 4 minutes after this post.

You couldn’t have missed the point further.

...and there’s a “WingDings” punch line coming up at some point

Not irrational, sir.

Are you 8?

An absolute minimum of TWICE a day!!

As a born and raised Minnesotan permanently transplanted to Las Vegas... +all the lakes

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“Change makes me uncomfortable” : “Pussification of America” :: Pot : Kettle

Fine form. +1