Uh, the joke is “Good luck getting with Lindsey now, white guys”. But nice try (?).

Have you EVER heard the term “Second Season” ?

“I’m so humble, and grounded, that my team told me I should capitalize on my image and make a ‘serious’ run for political office.”

You have holes in your “point” big enough for me to walk through.

Excellent. “Friggen” is more offensive than “fucking”. Well done, troll.

They adopt a 3-man rotation. In amateur baseball, they have four separate positions for the base umpires to take, depending on which (if any) bases are occupied. MLB might only have three; I'm not motivated to look it up. No backup umpire, in any case.

Donald was the plate umpire for this past Wednesday’s Dodgers - Mariners game...

Use “later” instead of “latter” and you’ve got a real (racially stereotypical) gem there!

...so you know that much about golf.

Some time after our funerals, or never. It’s an even money bet

Michael Irvin is not, and has never been, an ESPN employee. But you get stars anyway... We used to have higher standards than this... But thanks anyway for kidding me right now.

Out of the league, at or before the end of this current contract... Bankrupt by 2026, and definitely no “announcer” job to fall back on

What was the point of including the first 3:40 of worthless footage in this clip?

That has got to be some top-grade acid he’s on.

“9 Steps is all I needed!”

Reasons to read this post, ranked:

“who knows if spending time at your local is actually an indicator of anything useful”.

Nah, you could do better than this in a (wet) dream.

Oh no, it will be torn off (and not just the dentist’s home address)

Hello, Boutros Boutros-Ghali !!