Say it with me now...

thank you for reading

Wrong. Possibly right. Wrong. And Quite wrong.

Sordid ??

Your 7-year-old's opinion is quite valid... Maybe you should let him post instead of you.

Same way I stare down the video keno gods... Managing to exact a (negative) measure of revenge.

Wow... Guess you "had to be there".

The sooner the better ...

Because they all knew they'd be called out for "low hanging fruit", as you now are.

I fell asleep 1/3 of the way through this comment

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But DAMNIT (not DAMMIT), there's only ONE M !!1!!!1!

is this is the right place for this?

Dang. This should be an OP not a reply!! Needs (and would get) more stars.

"Baloney" is clearly the correct choice in this context. You weren't making a shitty sandwich.

French, man. French.

Get this:

Jerome Kersey has passed, but Peter Vecsey is still alive. What a tragedy.

I had a full head of steam going, to lay into this - but instead I give you thanks

Some of the grammars in this post are hard to read!