"People slag"

I throw the bullshit flag on you, sir.

I know her!!!...

"Florida: The further North you go, the further South you get."

He doesn't watch American football!

this woman/man does not exist

+1 for concise

Olbermann > 2002-2008 Rome > Cowherd > DP > any other Rome > anyone else

Hugs and hand-pounds, sir.

23,000 Junior High schools, 26,000 elementary schools, and 41,000 municipal parks in the USA which simply cannot afford the infrastructure capital to make your dream a reality would like to have a word with you.

... so you DIDN'T read the article.

-4 (point differential)

#ColdTake

you read that?

The artist is NOT from Texas — gasp!!

I'm waiting to use Christian Mingle

you are a first-class pussy.

scorching-hot take there.

your "Texas as Center of the Universe" takes are quite endearing

I live in Las Vegas, also in the Pacific Time Zone... And the game started here at 12:05pm.