Well above your usual...

-1 straw man

Any half-decent troll would know to start with "It's very NICE* to see".

It's a team sport, but I'm still somehow giving you the star.

Four trained Fire & Rescue personnel took their helmets off, got within inches - and NOT one of them could stomach himself to lay a finger on the guy. I mean, that body posture... No question he was clinically dead before he got picked up off the track. :-(

Top-3 comment in this thread.

put your glasses on

It is illegal in the state of Nevada to fail a suicide attempt. Survive, and you face at least 3 civil charges; tack on the hospital bills and a municipal bill for the cost of cleaning up your mess. (This fee also gets charged to your next-of-kin in case you succeed.)

/self-whoosh

This is the comment version of an inside-the-park home run. You deserve lotzza love!

Over and over again.

"that man".

#Can'tUnsee

With the name & avatar, I'd have expected way better from you.

No part of either leg touched the ground! Anything BUT sliding. I could star my own comments, too.

Well you did describe a MLB catcher's defensive maneuver as "sliding"... so, closer to Extremely Probable.

If 11 out of 120 is "practically everyone", then... I don't need to continue.

The catcher slides? Is that a defined defensive maneuver?

"The ball on the way" is a phrase not spelled out in the rule (MAYBE hinted at its interpretation). "In the process of fielding the throw" is specifically mentioned word-for-word in the rule. There was clearly an obstruction in place before the fielding of the throw, which only obstructed further (AND!!1!1! If you…

... and then you come back. Bad on you, worse for us.