All hail to the Nevada DMV gods —

Jack Sock is about to take the court in a televised tennis match, from Atlanta, on ESPN2...

+ 2 !

It is!

"This game is such a beautiful escape from the harsh realities of daily life"

thank you!

what's the punch line ??

That's a funny typo for "third-place".

1 - it's not the same, and you know this. (My only MLB foul ball is from a September 1991 Twins v Tigers game at the Metrodome, but it was hit into the home bullpen - and Tom Nieto tossed it to me in the 3rd row... And THAT'S not even the same.)

How many "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"s are there? I'm tired.

how about not.

fuck off and go crawl back into your cave.

way to make no sense!

I don't think you understand how double-elimination tournament brackets work.

ah, the Internet - you only have to SOUND right.

What's the deal with Minnesotans and Michelob Golden Draft Light?

sure, it's the weekend...

Glorifying?

Redundant joke is redundant.

-1 you're hungover. Wake up for the Bruins 3rd OT