1. Woman filming

Right, it's been the punch line to a different story every day for months now - but take another look at the situation. Vertical video is FORGIVEN here because, I mean, what do you think the crazy girl would do if she looked up and saw someone holding a camera sideways in her direction? One guess. At least this way it…

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No shit.

Take almost any athlete from the NBA or NFL and see how they fare in a NASCAR race, and...?

I don't follow the Internet real close, so forgive my ignorance, but is it faster (and easier) to ask a question of the author of a blog post, not knowing when or if he may answer, or just FUCKING GOOGLE PAUL PIERCE??!!!1!1!

Anthony Jeselnik Live DUAN:

If second-cousins become rivals

Barbary Coast, 1979-2007

You do this a lot, but you've never really shown an ability to be good at it (or getting better, even). What gives?

that WASN'T the question.

this happened a year ago. Read the article.

if I ran rouge, I'd be accused of cross-dressing... Only cuz I look way younger than my age (see avatar). Plus, those makeup smears make me look like I should be gagging on the same cocks with Duke Freshman Knox.

wait, what about the more pressing

Is this the biggest TL;DR ever posted to Deadspin?

to the top with this gem

That's... what was said in this.

5. How bad are your bruises on the days they DON'T smoke?

Goddamn, the changing oil instructions for my car were SO NEEDLESSLY COMPLEX!!1!1

so profound...