Goddamn, the changing oil instructions for my car were SO NEEDLESSLY COMPLEX!!1!1

so profound...

can't wait to enjoy the video... One of these page refreshes, it might actually appear !!!

great job sir

we want the humiliating story.

In baseball-speak "takes the very first pitch" and "catches it a little low" don't quite mean what you think they mean...

Jesus. What state?

7th grade, yeah grow a pair. Haha

bad umpiring (IMO)? Good share.

+++++

there's a number at the top of each page, next to a candle-flame looking symbol, showing how many times the article has been opened. You tool.

Stop, just stop while you're, uh... so far behind that you'll never catch up.

you're dead wrong on both counts. Deadspin did NOT jump on the "pile" to bury this man, nor did they with the Boston story. I could link 4 separate DS posts (off the top of my head, so probably 7 or 8 total) that would verify this, but it's too close to my bedtime and I'm too pissed off at you to bother.

"Freaks And Geeks" fan?

Wikipedia Borgata

it's a fine example, but he didn't accurately convey the point. I think what he meant was, "if your power goes out for three hours, do you not pay the bill for the entire month?"

no mention of alcohol.

what in the ever-loving fuck are you talking about?

bitchy!

You had to have mis-clicked this reply off theUConn Resident Advisor story.