Of course first you have to find a spot. Thanks.

Gabby always deserves a hug. Just as we all do.

If I understand anything, everyone is beautiful in their own way. To that end I offer a "I remember every Jezebel Commenter with who I have interacted with in the past." Therefore I remember you all and I remember you all as beautiful.

I use semolina and mix it on the (cooled down) countertop. I start with what looks like enough flour, make a volcano-like mountain, drop the eggs in the middle, and scoop the flour (a little bit at a time) on to the eggs. After kneading and a rest I use a Cucinapro Imperia Pasta Machine.

Sure, that part is easy, but every kitchen needs a scale.

Right you are SBM_from_LA I was just trying to get people to increase the value of my Amazon stock. Just kidding. I typically eyeball it as you do, but a scale can't be beat for baking. If I am using hamburger in conjunction with a store-bought prep kit it is nice to match the ingredient list to make best use of the…

I try to match it to the person and flavor of the message I am responding to. Typically I don't sign my messages, being as I wouldn't in an oral conversation. If I am responding to a more formal message, I will use a tilde and my first and last names. If it is an informal message from a person I really like, one I…

Thanks and I love simple "why didn't I think of that" articles. Never too old to learn a trick. Cheers!

Force your hand it will jupiterthunder. I like to cook and when I do I like to cook with left-overs in mind. I find it easy to make 12 quarts of chili and freeze two-serving portions. But even two pounds can make two one-pound hamburgers. :)

Exactly Jeremy1026. I listed a few common recipe sizes, but as you said freeze it in the size best for you. Thanks!

Nice to make different size (weight) bags also. 1/2, 1, 1 1/2, and 2 pound bags make it easy to get just the amount called for in a recipe. What you don't have a kitchen scale? I won't shame you, but our dear friends at Amazon will fix you right up. Here is the most expensive one they have at $40 and it can handle up…

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This is a great idea. His Web site is very cool too, check it out.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. That was very funny, thanks.

The fact you fixed my fix was the best part. I liked that. But now you've introduced FTFY to me (I have not seen or noticed it before) I'm going to pepper my INTERNET CORRECTIONS® * with them interchangeably. I'll have a blast. Thanks for your correction you did brighten my day and made me look. Cheers!

FITY - acronym used in message boards, meaning "Fixed it for ya". Most often used in quoting another posters work and slightly changing it.

Even if I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night I still have a bit of an issue believing the sum of a shit load of positive numbers is 1. a negative number and 2. a fraction. Granted these guys took more college-level math classes than I did, but it isn't logical to me. I watched the video; I don't understand…

Clipper storms are mostly known as Alberta Clippers and it's a fast moving low pressure area which generally affects the central provinces of Canada and parts of the Midwest and Great Lakes regions and Ohio Valley. Most clippers occur between December and February. Alberta Clippers take their name from Alberta,…