Good enough for a Dystopian society, good enough for me. I'll engage the driver too.

Now I know what "Choking the Chicken" looks like.

Does anyone know when 8.2 (Which is what I can guess is the PC version of Windows 8 will be called) is comming out?

I love how the video starts with a Blue Screen. Is Microsoft trying to prepare us for something?

I find this funny. I have Windows 8. I use Start8. The tiles have never worked (never load the program, just the turning circle). Windows 8? What is that?

This is excellent for the type of project he demonstrates with within his video. There will be small, few-page programs, comics, child-generated output, and the like you can easily put together. Good hint.

Sex is a great ice-breaker. The possibilities are endless after that.

Oh, I'm multi-tasking!

This is excellent.

I do. I like in the burbs of Washington, DC. but this is a very old joke.

Fuck these assholes pretending to care about women.

I found this interesting.

Well done! I'll have to remember that and look for my geometry textbook.

Nice Beaver!

In my younger days I brought ecstasy to many a vagina.

They say men are only good for one thing ... but how often do you need to parallel park?

This is very informative, but it may possibly be a case of overkill.

I tried Metro Mix when it came out and it worked fine. My problem is none of my Metro apps work. We discuss the problem here: http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/…

The answer is you don't. So much bullshit exists telling us, don't worry, be happy, but that is like pretending to drink when the well is dry. Die now or die later, it makes no difference.