My mother was pretty honest about the whole sex thing from a pretty young age probably by the age 5 I knew the whole story... it wasn’t till I was an adult that I found out why. When I was 4 I was sexually assaulted by my father (I don’t have memories of it now... and my mom wasn’t sure how to approach the trauma of…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I wish Mexico’s president just ghosted Trump instead of formally saying he wasnt coming

Hey now, I know plenty of responsible grown-ups who smoke weed!

I gave it 17 years before I gave up. Now I’m getting British citizenship next year (after 5 years). Best move I ever made (I got cancer after arriving and if I had stayed in the US I would have died/been bankrupted). There are many things I love about America and Americans despite the present shitshow, but christ is…

I feel similarly! The more I see about this administration, the more I wonder whether I’ve missed my life’s calling as a troll. I’m considering getting a tweet account just so I can post that Batman bitchslap meme every time he says something.

California doesn’t need the government’s money, the government needs California’s money.

If protests were so useless why is the GOP trying to hard to shut them down?

Just hide the immigrants and refugees in libraries, H&R Block and sexual harassment prevention classes. Trump will never find them there.

Why is it her team’s responsibility to serve the papers to the restrainee? Shouldn’t that be handled by the court and/or the sheriff’s office?

Praise all that is holy for some Dirt Bag. My brain is about to explode with political news. Give me all the Brad and Angelina you got.

Counter point - she is a beautiful tropical fish/musk-ox/land mermaid who’s ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.

I apologize on behalf of the (what might surprise you) huge number of military officers who didn’t vote for this imbecile and are horrified by him and his actually more terrifying sideclown.

Barely related: I haven’t commented in a really long time on here because I’ve been going through a really hellish past year and January.

For fucks sakes.

HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. CAN WE CONTACT THE WOMEN’S MARCH ORGANIZER!!?? (CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT, NOT SCREAMING).

April 15th is a Saturday this year. I’d love to have protests across the country demanding release.

Seems like a good idea to me.