I actually like her music but she’s such a mess that it turns me off. I do go back to listen to a few of her songs. They’re good. Her music is not mainstream. She took some risks in some of her music that I enjoyed. Always had a more indie sound that I appreciated but she’s crazy.

Every goddamn year, I open this story LIKE A SUCKER while I’m on the toilet pooping. And now I’m afraid to move.

I’ll go to vote wearing my kilt, a Clinton T-shirt and have a vibrator strapped at my side. Unfortunately it won’t impress/irritate anyone because I live in Massachusetts where that is regarded as normal behavior.

I never thought the day would come when someone would make Bush Jr seem harmless and likeable.

We watched it this morning, and while we fast-forwarded through the credits, I said to my husband, “Emily Blunt is going to be great” and she didn’t let me down. She fit right in with the cast and she’s a naturally funny lady. A solid episode throughout. Even the Burger King sketch, which I assumed we’d skip through,…

Haha, I’m actually a bit sad about how poorly his tweet is going over, apparently it’s a joke about the Battle of Hastings as well as being about today’s craziness over illegal immigration.

I think he’s trying to make the point that everyone’s ancestors were at some point what we’d consider by today’s standards to be illegal immigrants.

I’m so glad this week is over, but I’m afraid there’s going to be even more news about he-who-shall-not-be-named and then I’ll spent the whole weekend with my stomach in knots. But here’s hoping that’s not the case.

Jiminy Crickets why am I crying right now

have i watched this 9 times already? yes. thank u for asking

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

I finally evolved this guy.

The problem is that no one cares about Pokemon anymore

So Trump claims that, for 30+ years, Carlos Slim has been going around in a Mission: Impossible-style rubber mask, pretending to be Donald Trump and misbehaving? I don’t think even Occam’s Razor could slice through a baloney that thick.

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

Can we cancel the rest of 2016? Let people watch the remaining episodes on Netflix later, if they must.

“Look, now, I know there’s been some recent allegations into Donald Trump’s past, but the fact of the matter is he’s a new man today. Literally. In 2008, an amoeba that landed on Earth from outer space attached itself to Donald Trump’s brain like a parasite. You ever see that Futurama episode where those stomach worms…

That’s the bit that got me. I don’t need to be championed and revered. Just treat me like a human being FFS.

Preach it! I am far more nervous about right-wing nutjobs on homeland soil than I am about an ISIS invasion.