Your comment is really very, very interesting to me. I never really thought about it myself but I was very much in (tweengirl) love with my drama teacher when I was 14 and due to how I felt at the time I would have definitely reciprocated if he had tried anything with me.

I'm going with wildly and hurtfully homophobic. It also took me a long time to figure out what the hell was going on.

Dear fellow-ladies,

yeah fuck that sentence

"We get it: vampires, angels, demons, werewolves, and all manner of other supernatural obstacles are, like, metaphors for the many pitfalls of adolescence. "

I think those women are getting weeded out earlier. By this I mean that their picadillos are not overlooked at the municipal and state levels, only to become an issue when they reach national prominence.

Take Bill Clinton. The guy was a notorious hound dog, but it didn't hurt his career until he pursued an affair…

Wow, like a reverse Titanic drawing situation! That's awesome.

New Idea! How about Jezebel fund me to go to Poland, dress up in a ski mask, and squeeze this guy's nuts as hard as I can? You know, for testicular health and whatever.

Just, stop. Stop telling me to get married and grow up. Stop telling me to live freely and singly in my early twenties. Just let me live own damn life. I am a grown-ass woman and will make my own decisions.

There are very few jobs in America where you are NOT self-employed, and yet your basic salary depends upon your immediate (as opposed to your time-averaged) performance.

"Collaboration with Michael Jackson"

Just let the guy die already!

Honest-to-god conversation with my husband in Ulta:

Someone is racist ......

You are a racist person, and you should be ashamed. I am a Venezuelan woman of Native American descent who speaks Italian fluently, and I have had no problem attracting men of all nationalities- especially Italian men. So on behalf of all of all my non-racist Italian friends and lovers: Vaffanculo.

This is creepy and dark and weird and scary and sexist and gross...

I think it's the people involved's business, not anyone on the outside's. It's the business of the child and their parents. The parents are making this choice with their eyes open. That's what y'all aren't acknowledging. They know that they're discriminated against because of their race, and that any reminder of…

This sounds a whole lot like blaming the victim. The problem here is your boss, who should've been reported and sued and fired, not with parents who give their children non-white sounding names.

Tyrone is actually Irish: