Yeah, she totally shouldn't have worn those slutty, well-reasoned opinions like she did. She had it coming.

SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

My mom had graduated from college and my dad was back in the fall to finish a few requirements. He was part of some sort of national draft lottery where they drew numbers out of a pot, based on birth date. His birthday was the 364th picked, so he knew he wouldn't have to serve. He promptly dropped out of school and…

Lemaitre, who makes up things just to get a rise out of people and why a block button for commenters would be nice.