Vote: uTorrent
Why: I haven’t really used any other once I started using this. It’s reliable, fast, has built in virus protection and gives me all the bells and whistles I need. It has a tiny footprint and doesn’t eat a ton of memory so overall, it’s the best of the bunch for me. Others I tried lagged, used too much…

This asshat Jay (ex-friend/bandmate) stole my NES Ducktales cart. He borrowed it, and then when I asked him to finally return it like 6 months later, he said “What are you talking about? That’s mine, I’ve always had it.”