Hoopa’s event is still going on at McDonald’s right?

They took THIS LONG to release the Stargate Pokemon?
What the hell were they waiting for, the new movie?

A world that allows a Skitty and Wailord to mate holds no limits.

Well if the two had a child then that child would need a teething ring...enter Volcanion!

You know, that’d be a cool theme to build this Poke around. ExtremeSpeed, MachPunch, a high speed stat, and finally Overheat.

He kind of reminds me of a baby’s teething toy.

I’m going to punch everyone who thinks this isn’t funny.

Nah, they mention all four in the release. Should have added that, sorry!

With that closed loop liquid cooling system, he looks ready to overclock!

*Gamefreaks exec thumbing through pokemon list on toilet*

“...Oh shit! I knew I forgot something!”

I’m going with MatPat’s theory.

What did he say?

I think China needs more RAM. Adding more memory should clear up the rendering issues. If that doesn’t work they should try updating their graphics card.

How long have you been waiting for this day?

So the fate of the world...hangs on the outcome of a children’s card game?

When are you a kid?

I’ve been sobbing so much, like my eyes are all red and gross and I can’t.

get in the Robot Shinji !