I see your dramatic screenshot and raise you a dramatic music video.

No, Mom, you don't understand! It's more than just video game decorations, it's...

HOKUTO...

This... has been HIGHLY educational. Words can express how grateful I am to you for explaining all this in terms that make incredible sense.

This needs proper music to set the mood.

Okay, now someone needs to photoshop NBA players into cosplay. Any recognizable NBA player will do!

That makes sense. In fact, I believe it also follows what people, both men and women, should always remember when it comes to love.

Reminds me of the old days when the Nintendo-Sega console wars were at their peak; sniping at each other in ads and any way possible.

Okay you know what, I am just going to have to disagree with you because I do not see the arcade model as worse than the Freemium model, and there is absolutely nothing you can say or do to change my mind on that. I don't believe that any arcade game ever got as evil as the Freemium model does, because if you were…

That's also a good point you have there too. I have noticed a lot of Tumblr users reblogging and gushing over various gifs of Disney Princes. I listed Roger here since he was the one that seemed to stand out the most because his features are less "pretty" and more "Goofy" (his nose, lanky arms and legs, wardrobe,…

I really appreciate your input. Thank you! :)

So does Benedict Cumberbatch. Some people might feel ashamed of their voices because of how deep they are, but both of these guys are good examples that women can really fall for a man's voice even if it's deep. (Benedict Cumberbatch, for example, has a deeper voice than his appearance lets on.)

I wouldn't say they all have perfect skin; I mean these are actors and hand drawn characters so there's makeup and the limitations of art. My thinking is that whether or not they have perfect skin wouldn't matter to a girl. They'd still be infatuated with them even if they did have a zit.

As a married 30-year old male who has no real business wondering what people find attractive in other people, I have to say that I do find it oddly funny that in my casual observations, I've been noticing a gradual trend as of late.

This would make for a neat weekly, or even twice a week feature on Kotaku:

Your comparison between the different versions of Street Fighter 2 is noteworthy, but I feel that it's somewhat flawed, and here's why.

Thank you. It may be a mostly thankless job, (if a job at all), but I just feel like somebody ought to take the time and effort to add some meaningful discussions to the comments.

Thank you folks! Looks like I've got something for when I run out of Attack on Titan episodes. :)

I think this was meant to be a response to Vin St. John more so than me. But yeah, I hear you loud and clear dude, and you make extremely valid points.