Okay... first, is Hero Academy even out yet? Didn't Lori and Corey just finish the Kickstarter campaign for that a couple months ago?

"Some of these 'Mature' games, in addition to containing adult levels of violence, also contain sexual, pornographic material,"

I thought they haven't awarded the Oscars yet though? Isn't that something like another month away?

Okay people, raise your hands if you cried your eyes out after being made to read this book in elementary school.

Wouldn't showing them your interest with your wallet by buying the 3DS game give them more reason to bring the 2nd DS game over in some fashion?

"...And so the 3 Great Empires that had ruled for ages found themselves under attack from an outside threat. An country beyond their territory had fostered a rebellion among the people who were under the rule of the Empires. Now with their own armies backing this uprising, using new battle tactics and strategies,…

GOD DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT! HEY! YEAH YOU! BAD DOG!

Now why wasn't this around when this guy was looking for work?

I know what you mean man...

I remember when I was given "Star Commentor" Status and it actually meant something. Now it means bupkiss.

Agreed!

What about DLC?

They can play that card if they want, but let's not forget that their quotes are also being used on game advertising materials including game boxes and websites.

And they have good reason to! Giz Editor-In-Chief Joe Brown made his position VERY clear, and I expect that is also influencing Kotaku as well!

How is that different from paying $60 for a retail product?

The problem is your attitude. You have a very biased way of writing.

Well let me count the games... There's...

So how does it taste?

"The last time I asked someone to play with my Wii, I had to pay them a tidy sum of money!"

Budget from who? Where'd the budget money come from to begin with?