I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

She reacts in an adult responsible way: “HA HA CUCK! THIS IS WHY WE NEED A REAL MAN TO TAKE CHARGE.”

Pretty easily done visually.
The old “Transparent calendar flips in the background as tape morphs into’s Vivaldi’s Bohemian Rhapsody” would do the trick..

It would be 100% appropriate for the PG-13 version of Deadpool to just be a five minute intro from Deadpool and then have him show the entire Princess Bride, uncut with him making some comments MST3K style as narrator voice.

My pity and apologies to the intern who has to filter through the initial submissions to give an editor the best submissions. You were loved, and once you die of exhaustion, we will mourn you and turn you into a meme.

This is what I was thinking.  I’m not paying $8-10/pound for oxtails.  That defeats the entire reasoning behind oxtails.

several hundred dollars for a printer, nor $100 at a time for a cartridge replacement

Gotta be careful who we raise our eyebrows to these days. Haha

“Pyotr’s Law”

There’s a book on how prosecutors are getting criminal hungry on obviously civil cases. It’s called “Three felonies a day” reccomend reading at least a summary of it.

For hetero couples. Because hetro sex was too dirty for the era. Gay sex is still too dirty for most.

Just have to go back and save Bobby Kennedy. He would have whipped Nixon’s ass in 1968.

Maybe, my interpretation though is the “high end” simply means they are only recommending up to 6 months, not that a 6 month sentence is the worse possible sentence...

Basically this

I need him to be in Deadpool 3, recording a fight or something with a video camera, with a “don’t go posting that on Facebook!” line from Reynolds.

Sometimes it’s good to turn to poetry.

lol no. They probably contacted the corporate office who was like, “of course a manager can’t tell people they can loot our store. We want to press charges.”

It’s strange, but half of these read like they were badly translated from some other language.  Like, I dunno, Russian or something.

Where...is....my...Snoke suit?!

SJWs CRIMINALIZED MY BONER!!!