When her ideas are just too sensible and must be discredited at any cost, “she’s just a waitress; she shouldn’t be writing policy”

I fear otherwise, but really, a campaign based heavily if not entirely on “No Collusion After All!” should fail just as badly as Hillary’s “Look How Awful the Other Guy Is” strategy.

Er, am I the only one who can’t figure out what in the nine circles of Hell “volunteer work” and letting the city keep his bail has to do with whether there’s any evidence of his guilt or not?  Which probably ought to be the primary, if not the only determining factor in whether charges are pressed or dropped, no?

No love for the bowdlerisms in The Good Place? Holy motherforking shirtballs, that’s a shame.

I missed the call for these, but I don’t think my three worst would have passed muster against some of the above.

I thought the purpose was so that you can’t easily tell that they’re doing exactly that in the first place.  It’s all theater.

That’s just asking for your car to be torched, your house and Wikipedia page vandalized, etc.  Doesn’t justify it, but sure is asking for it...

Not to mention all the AR-15s in the world are not going to enable a successful insurrection against the 2st century U.S. Army, Marines, and Reserves. Having a volunteer (well, mostly volunteer) military in the first place is the best real insurance we have (such as it is) against tyranny of that scale. The idea that…

One does tend to irrationally fear that which one desires to do or routinely does, but feels guilty about. Repressed parents fear their kids masturbating, etc. People with violence in their hearts fear violence more than those that don’t.

Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer. Hell, neither does the original, demonized sugar-substitute, Saccharine. Well, it will if you eat your body weight in it for half your life, like they fed to the rats in the infamous study. You’d have to be eating literal cakes of the raw powder by the double-handful, daily, for…

What kind of push is really coming to shove in a grocery store, though?  What’s the absolute worst, most frustrating or enraging kind of conflict you can have there?  Line-cutting?  Come on.

Not that the completely unreasonable, fully-entitled outrage over stupid, petty, minor, inconsequential stuff doesn’t happen, because it does... but I’d counterpart this headline with:

And yet, Apple fans still act mystified at where all the vitriolic hate comes from...

Sounds perfectly fine to me, so long as it comes with the requisite 30%-40% boost in gross salary it’s going to require to hire my own accountant, buy my own health insurance (and possibly for my family - in which case make it a solid 50% bump at least), allow me to build up a nest egg that protects me against…

I hate to admit it, but I’d rather have him incompetantly fucking up and obsessing about Twitter than the presumably more competent agenda President Pence would find a way to ram through.  It’s less worrying now that Dems have the House, at least, but still.  Dude would sign executive orders making homosexuality and…

Hijacking the government to spend half a term arguing about oral sex as if it were an impeachable offense, let alone 400 trillion posts about nonsense emails that went nowhere and contained nothing, would beg to differ. They’re no different than the Left. Anything and everything the “other guy” (or gal, at this point,…

Having worked in higher ed for nearly 20 years, and having seen firsthand just how unbelievably corrupt the upper administration is, almost without exception, regarding internal matters (mistreating or firing people they just don’t like, silencing dissent with efficiency that would be the envy of the Schutzstaffel,…

Apparently the paperboy gets a pass.  Maybe there are some bribes to uncover there, too?

Every recycling service I’ve ever seen (home, work, friends, family) across my region insists that you leave the caps out, on pain of termination of contract. And they MEAN it.

Unless you have a computer from 2012 and a $0 budget for upgrade or replacement...