It won’t make you sick as long as the can is undamaged. But there’s no guarantee that it won’t consist of flavorless, undifferentiated pink-beige mush, either.

This seems to be the key here. A fully grown adult would not have been nearly as “easy” (relatively speaking, of course) for a human to overpower. Not to diminish this extraordinary feat by any means. That’s the most badass thing I’ve heard of since the guy whos…

Narcan isn’t a recreational drug or narcotic. It’s something akin to an opiate “antidote”, in that its presence in the body immediately and dramatically reduces the effect of any ongoing opiate dose, be it heroin, morphine, codeine, fentanyl, oxycontin, whatever. It’s an “OMG they’re overdosing right now” kind of…

That’s called a “Straw Man” and it’s bullshit, like everything else you’ve spouted here.  I hope you get banned.  No, I take that back.  You won’t learn anything if you do, so I hope you don’t.

This should be a hint to you that it isn’t lamb.  Or it’s a grade of meat that isn’t suitable to stock or which butchers & markets refuse to stock.  Or maybe it’s that they at least place regular orders, where as lamb in, say, a supermarket meat counter likely sits around and goes unsold.

Poor neighborhoods (“slums”, “ghettoes”) always look like that, you racist asshole.  America has simply arranged it so that they’re predominantly occupied by non-white faces, is all.  The consequences of poor education and desperate poverty look pretty much the same now as they did 200 years ago and in all other…

Not being an avid SpongeBob watcher (or enough of a Van Halen fan, apparently), I thought they were referring to the Rocky soundtrack, for some reason.

I just don’t have the salary I’d need to eat $15-$20 per pound meat. Seriously, do they fly the damned sheep in from the moon? I thought there was a huge sheep-raising concern in New York and New England?  And yet freaking Alaskan salmon is cheaper than the sheep in my backyard?

At the risk of sounding angry - because your shilling for people more than powerful enough to do it for themselves does, in fact, enrage me a little - what’s your idea then, genius?

It’s right in the name:  “Not’yo Fries”.  Not yours.  Someone else can get them, but not you.  Makes perfect sense.

I’m surprised it took them this long.

I lost my job 3 years ago. I’ve EATEN all the shit at the back of my pantry that has been following me since college. Twice. Except for the leaky cans. Those got tossed.

$5 for 8 GIANT chicken wings like at a wing restaurant would be a ripoff. $5 for 8 half-sized chicken tenders is a legendary ripoff.

He looks like every banker that ever denied a loan, every middle-manager who wrote someone up for punching in 60 seconds late while arriving at 10:30, taking a 2-and-a-half hour lunch and leaving at 3:30, every co-worker who contributed nothing but shot down everyone else’s ideas, that one guy in every IT department…

Yep, 20 year non-profit IHE vet here and I can confirm. It only takes a few highly paid morons to screw it up, though.

Onions on damned near everything. You people are insane. You can barely order a sandwich in this world without it drowning in poisonous Allium, and you people seem to love it? I don’t know what’s wrong with this world. Gross, and utterly ruins anything it touches. Who would want to actually bite into a recognizable…

And everyone was so worried about “business as usual” with Hillary in charge. I admit, it crossed my mind, too.

Incumbents seem to freeze Social Security COLA for decades at a time with little repercussion. The elders in my family (not my parents, thank goodness) did the math on the COLA they are getting this year and... it’s a net loss, between the bump in their portion of their HUD-subsidized rent they’ll have to pay, and the…

I may try this with canned clams.  I’ve family that loves traditional Linguine with Clams but is both too poor (as am I) to afford it and possessed of a medical condition that forbids garlic of any sort.  This feels like a wonderful direction to try.

I’m sure they’re good, but word to the wise:  Extra sharp, white cheddar plus Sun-Dried Tomato Wheat Thins = nuclear explosion of mouth fun flavor.  You will not believe how good it is until you try it.  Eating each separately is not even a tiny hint of how awesome that combination is.