A lot of dumb people like to cite Sowell because he is a black conservative with a Harvard degree so he must be an expert, right? And for years, he used that intellectual cache to blatantly lie and misrepresent facts.

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

What I always like to say is:

“‘Politically Incorrect’ is just the politically correct term for ‘asshole’”.  

Ho Chi Meowinh

Catmmunist

Trump is a poster boy for how social mobility is broken in the United States. He was born on third but still had to cheat and lie to make it to home plate and he keeps on bragging about how he’s better at baseball than Willie Mays.

Jack, this agent says the system is being abused and more should refuse their orders or resign:

C-section talk aside....YOUR KIDS SOUND FUCKING AWESOME!

Just wait until your kid(s) get older. My daughter went through a Macbeth phase and went around telling everyone she and her brother were never born.

I’d give him a monkey's paw. Every wish he made would actually do something GOOD for the country.

Accurate. America is full of entitled cowards who are angry at how their lives have turned out who spend much of their lives in time and money trying to convince everyone—including themselves—that neither is true.

SUVs outsell minivans for one and only one reason:

I really like Ninja Theory. Enslaved and Hellblade is some of my favorite games of all time.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Watching the gaming community bounce from “screeching demand to respect creator vision and let artists be free to do what they want" to "change everything about what you did to these other visions I like more because I said so" has put me in a neck brace.

Ms. D’Anastasio, this is like—one of the bog-standard things of MtG, going back for forever. People who know how to play the game—and a lot of people who think they do—know whether or not they can win against a certain type of deck, a certain tempo of play, a certain set-up they have or their opponents have; and MtG:…

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

These are similar to small Transformer style toys McDonald’s included in their happy meals. They turned from food items into McDonald’s mascots. I believe, but could be totally wrong, that they were released after the Transformers animated movie.

Oh my god that’s amazing, the crack up at McRlwain killed me

Amazingly improved when read by internet hero ProZD in ballpark announcer voice: