So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

Hinkie decided to rebuild after a 34-48 win season, and the national media cried and bitched and moaned....Presti decides to rebuild after a 49-33 season and it’s a “legitimate rebuild.” At least the morons who criticized the Philadelphia rebuild seemed to have learned their lesson. 

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

You've never met my dogs. They love bread, especially if it's come into contact with meat.

They just politely want to water down your beer and eradicate you from the face of the Earth. But at least they’re not as nasty as, like, Pennsylvanians.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

When I worked for a county government it was the conservative commissioners that were far more limiting on people using property(mostly vineyards trying to run event venues on the side). But sure; restrictive local zoning codes are a liberal thing.

I didn’t know the dad from Calvin and Hobbes had a Kinja account!

I’m Muslim. I’ve been to Mecca twice, both times in the winter. Your joke is funny, accurate, and not even slightly Islamophobic

“Look, New York is the Mecca of basketball.”

See you tomorrow, Mickey Callaway!

Andy Reid was at the buffet when Kansas City drafted Patrick Mahomes. And Tyreek Hill. And Kareem Hunt...

Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.

They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed.

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

That was Shyamalan-esque.

At first it seemed like you were taking pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but *plot twist* you are clearly a masochist.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

I don’t know, man... I mean, I pay good money to see the Umpires umpire a good game, so when a PLAYER tries to interfere with that, I think it’s right for the umpires to ask for serious consequences.