Guys who have been married for longer than 6 months and refer to their old lady as “my bride” give me the creeps.

When the baby talk ends and you realize you were just using it as a cute cover for your relationships real problems, you two will break up, or you’ll get married and the baby talk will get more and more sarcastic and undermining and she’ll leave you while you sleep because you were never really a man to her and she…

Venture capital is inherently a game of odds, where you get a lot of rich people with a lot of assets, pool those assets and throw them at 100 ideas you think MIGHT make money and knowing only one or two needs to be a hit. It isn’t about investing in the best tech or product, it’s about investing in something that may…

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

Here in Washington State (and I’d guess in every other state), all servers, when they get their server licenses, have to take a class on over-serving, how to recognize when someone has been over-served, and the potential legal consequences of over-serving a patron.

It has been the law for years in many states. Quite a few bartenders and managers are doing time for it.

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school.

100%. If you leave it open to arbitrary determination based on whether the referee thinks the player is “close enough” to the bench or not, it opens way too large a can of worms. How many strides is close enough?

“To put it another way: By the letter of the law, the Avalanche could have been penalized for too many men on the ice here, because Wilson was out before Landeskog was off.”

This wasn’t a delayed offside so I’m not sure why you’re discussing that rule. A delayed offside would be if Colorado put the puck in the zone while offside (which they did) AND the defensive team gets the puck (which they didn’t). If this happens then play continues but offside will be called if Colorado plays the…

The same people who used the sign told you it was harmless. Excellent detective work right there, problem solved!

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

Change, obviously.  How do they make money?  Volume.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

It won’t be a clock, it’ll be like with Intentional Walks. If you hit a homer you and any other baserunners get to walk back to the dugout. I’m sure the fans will love that! 

Regarding checking out at the grocery store: