Ban college athletics.

I tried shit like this when we were listing our house but our agent wouldn’t let me include things like “Cannot confirm rumors that there is buried treasure on the property” or “Failed radon test: cannot rule out uranium deposits”.

I don’t see why the Browns can get away with it — our respective budgets are pretty much…

I think in this situation you have to ask though whether or not “more marketable” is code for shameful, ridiculous prejudice against Hispanic ballplayers or for fairly reasonable, understandable prejudice against people from Florida.

One of the messages in the screenshot was capitalized differently than the others, which suggested that someone was manually sending this sweaty plea from all of these accounts.

It’s hip to flee squares

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

What do we call this one? Cheat me in Temecula?

I’m not buying that. She had to know Johnny was a trainwreck for years.

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

He took less money per year to sign with Toronto and a year less on his contract.

Tavares took less than NYI offered to come to Toronto

She’s a bit of a nut. Dare question anything an Isles beat guy says about them on Twitter and she’ll @ you in under 30 seconds

I've never been to Pittsburgh. I hear it’s a beautiful city. I’ve lived in Philadelphia for almost 20 years.

Everyone he tipped gets to keep the money, but should also be fired, prosecuted and told they’re subject to a civil suit for over-serving an obviously impaired customer via dram shop laws, and the bar should lose its liquor license for allowing it to happen.

She’s a good girl and has a shiny coat.

Mets brass couldn’t sign fast enough once Yahoo! assured them that this was just “the tip of the pyramid” for their new relationship.

Sure but if Matt Martin(last year’s 4th line LW) was still on the team then Johnsson(who started the year as the 4th line LW) might not be. So this hit likely just would have ripped a hole in the space-time continuum where Patrick Marleau keeps hopping between realities.

Young people excited by baseball? Were you in college during the Depression?