Seeing the laptop reminds me of Wolowitz.

When will they invent technology that will allow me to reach through the computer and smack the shit out of these ungrateful bastards?

That would be spiffy.

Gizmodo needs to update the article to reflect their source's changes:

Wow is too mainstream.

Agreed. More people seem interested in being dicks, proving everyone wrong and just downright arguing just for the sake of arguing. Giz comments lost a lot of the fun and that's too bad because without a great comments section, Gizmodo isn't worth it. Maybe kinja is to blame or the fact someone can create anonymous…

The new facebook pokey thingy app is already #1 on the top 200 free list. Facebook sheep hard at work.

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Even if they weren't offering refunds, if I had donated, I'd seriously consider asking for my money back anyway after reading that response. Regardless of whether it's selfish of Apple or not, regardless of how pissed he is, it was totally unprofessional of him to call them assholes and completely uncalled for to do…

When asked if they could be more specific about who they have working on this project, Motorola had this to say...

When asked if they could be more specific about who they have working on this project, Motorola had this to say...

No BTTF 3 train?

Nice f*cking timing, Nintendo! #endofworldproblems

Did anyone bother deciphering the TIME it would end on the 21st? Maybe we'll think we're fine & dandy, then at 11:59pm....POOF.

No LOTR reference yet?

Do you even know what a memento is, idiot? Buying a gun is not a memento of a murder. You win the prize for the dumbest thing posted today. You're just like all the other assholes who use THIS instance to justify your agenda over something that's been happening since the beginning of mankind. When the gangbangers in…

My school district put up signs a few years ago designating our schools a "Gun Free Zone." DID YOU HEAR THAT CRIMINALS? Don't bring your guns here, we have a sign!!

Someone died in a car crash this morning. All those goddamn car buyers today are just buying mementos of that crash victim's death.

Yet another price you pay for being the big dog on the block...all the attention is on you. Bad & corrupt employees are everywhere, in every company, but when someone from Apple comes forward, suddenly it's big news. Sam, you comment on why the " emails arrived in droves repeating the same naughty phenomena." That's…

You and so many like you keep blaming Apple for these patents. Sure, they applied for them, but it was the USPTO who granted them.