Chuck Norris wanted to prove that the Titanic was a pussy.

So if we are the poop, and we poop in there, that means the poop is pooping inside the poop chute. It's like Inception for the intestines.

Here's a map of visibility from the link ("on the east coast") in the article. According to Accuweather, storm systems out west are going to cause a lot of cloud cover.

Personally I think "Total Domination" is an exaggeration, but I can't say I'm surprised to see it in a Gizmodo title. For me, Apple Maps is just as fast & smooth, maybe even a little more so. And it's worked quite well in my area while searching locations & getting directions. Yes, we know Google has more detail.…

I just copied that from IMDB. I don't think they meant HE was native American, but that he's a painter of native Americans. They could've worded it better.

It won't let me edit my fist post, so I'll just reply.

I thought that too, but it's not the case. It was only 11pm here and I was getting the "temporarily unavailable" error. I even changed to Easter time and it still wouldn't work. So I changed back to my time zone and kept trying. Finally got it to download around 11:15-11:20.

Disregard my last, it's downloading now.

Oh I get it, the tree is invisible.

Does it have a bathroom or do you just poop anywhere?

"Gently glide! Be assured! It doesn't. Not even a little bit. Not gently, not roughly, not at all."

If you search for "tits" or "pussy" or "blowjob" etc., I think it's obvious what the searcher is looking for. The ones who want the non-explicit images should be the ones who have to type it in more specifically. Tits is tits, but if you want to find pictures of a girl with a lollipop in her mouth, then type THAT and…

Pope's 2nd tweet: Poopin'

Oh, I didn't know it was offensive for one race to paint pictures of another. Do you think that "white guy" just made it up without any reference at all?

If a guy had said it, and you took him as being serious, I'm sorry, lighten up. FYI I don't read Jez. And I guess "tnx" = thanks?? I understand how hard that is to type out after everything else you typed.

Breaking News: Images are now coming in of the North Korean weather satellite.

New internet fad ... faunting = facebook haunting

The guy taking the picture at the end didn't look like he was ready to fork over some money. When the vendor handed his girl the cotton candy, he was like, damnit woman, all I wanted was a photo.

But can it fool Benjamin Gates?

If you're referring to the way he looks, he was inspired to update Tonto's look after seeing a painting, "I Am Crow," by the artist Kirby Sattler.