Don't tell me, endorsed by Justin Bieber, right?

Hawkeye - "Swill gin? Sir, I have sipped, lapped and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled."

Your significant other was thinking the exact same thing.

Fandroids all simultaneously orgasmed.

His mom won't let him say anything dirtier while living under her roof.

Next on Pizza Hut's agenda: Pizza flavored edible lube.

Damn monkey fightin snakes!!

Simma down nah

Kotaku Fix? Damn thing never would work right for me...on FF and Chrome. When I switch over to the classic view, it never shows ALL of the comments that are actually there. I eventually gave up and am forced to suffer through kinja.

Why, because they're initiating a feature that, while might be odd to you & I, might help non-tech savvy customers understand their bills a bit more? It's obviously a feature that'll be optional, meaning you wouldn't have to look at it if you didn't want to, so why does it bother you so much?

Coming soon after that: Verizon realizes AT&T customers are paying for another silly fee, so they do it too.

So go give a shit with another company. AT&T's service is great in my area, Verizon's is not.

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I'm getting...I mean my son's getting the X-Wing for Christmas. I can't...I mean HE can't wait.

They sealed her egg sack in a capsule and shot it off into space. Her offspring inhabited a planet later to be known as Klendathu.

You are aware that my post was a humorous one, as if the SR-71's themselves had said it, right? No? OK then.

Great, you insulted their prophet. Now you'll be arrested and Obama has to apologize to them again.

"We never got lost during reconnaissance missions. Suck it, UAV's!"

Actually you used "your" instead of "you're." You'll have to Google them I suppose.

I thought it was, "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."