Because using hydrogen could end very badly.

I'm not trying to bust anyone's balls, but it does say the case is made (or back then, it was going to be made) to fit the 4 and 4S. If anyone follows the iPhone at all, they should have been well aware that there was a chance the iPhone 5 would be different. The 4 and 4S had the same body, so there was a very strong…

Apple knows how to spell shepherd.

I was thoroughly entertained. I could play with that machine all day.

"The only thing different is that the video is in reverse......"

Don't you mean "gangstas?" Gangsters is a term associated with the mob.

Wall-E: "It's about two inarticulate yet intelligent assistants who compact trash and fall in love and save the world."

It's what Siri actually says when you ask her what certain movies are about.

Activate interlock. Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega-thrusters are go!

I assume they designed the app around already existing T-shirt designs. The shirts were not specifically designed for this in mind. That's how I understood it.

Why do they show the Otterbox Defender Series as an example of a "waterproof case?" I don't recommend dunking your iPhone 5 in water with that case.

I'm no expert, but I'd say it's more like slowly displacing the water, not cutting.

I just noticed something. The very first 2 photos I took with my iPhone 5 (and so far the only photos I've taken with it) BOTH have this purple flare. I was driving along today, realized I had yet taken any photos with it, and snapped 2 of myself. One with the phone near my lap and the other with the phone at steering…

I came across this clip of George Carlin.

Mine seems to be doing fine. I've only used between 700-800KB (with a K) since I activated it. Most of the time it's been on Wifi, but even while in an area with LTE, it hasn't used up any data unexpectedly.

Linus carries the blanket, not Charlie Brown. If that's what you're getting at.

I live in a barge down on the river!

That's what I was going to say. From a security standpoint, that gate is comical.

The video said "...with a driver who promised to be about as non-technical as they come." So in other words, SHE promised them she was a non-technical person. If you're going to whine about how times used to be and come off as a modern white knight, the least you could do is get the quote right.

"Still, Cowell and .am—though big names—aren't exactly the kind of figures you'd typically think of tasking with finding a new Gates, Jobs, or Zuckerberg."