Sorry that not all of us find this old trope funny? HAHA IT'S OK FOR DUDES TO POOP BUT NOT CHICKS, LOL.

A really nice healthy poop will come out cleanly. I always wipe anyway, but there have been times when I've wiped and the paper came back totally clean.

I really like the friendship between Lane and Joan, and I'm glad she shrugged off his kiss, because I don't want to their relationship to change.

I don't think Lane was insulted because Pete said his friend thinks he's "a homo". He was insulted because Pete said he was useless to the business. That's why Joan reassured Lane that what he does there is important. He kissed Joan because they've become close and well, it's hot Joan. I know when Joan said that "most…

I had a book about Koko and her kitten when I was growing up. It's such a sad story, but I love Koko.

My mutt is only 45 lbs and the biggest crybaby on the earth, but his "play voice" is a deep disturbing growl. I'm actually a little embarrassed about it when we meet new dogs, because I have to assure them that he's not trying to be mean or threatening, that's just his voice! Even when he's just playing with me and…

I sometimes wish I was engaged, even though I'm not really ready to get married yet. I'd like a long engagement because calling my other half my "boyfriend" just doesn't seem sufficient. We are almost 30 and have been dating for 7 years. There are a LOT of people telling us to "get married already", but we don't feel…

I have 2 half-siblings that are much older [older than my mom, in fact], and I literally haven't talked to them at all since our father died 13 years ago. Only my close friends know they exist. Not because I hate them or anything, they've just never been a major part of my life.

You know that a lot of little old ladies do the short perm because their hair has thinned to the point that leaving it straight would make it super obvious, right? Like Kristen Wiig in the Hair Club parody.

To paraphrase a Gwen Stefani commercial: I was born a redhead, it's just no one told my hair.

LOL, my mom still can't believe I only use conditioner. For awhile, she was telling me I was going to ruin my hair, but my hairdresser says my hair is in great shape, and she'd have never known I didn't use shampoo if I didn't tell her.

My hair is of average thickness, but used to be super oily at the roots/bangs and I had to wash everyday or it was really obvious and icky, especially because of my bangs. Shampoo was drying out the rest of my hair terribly though, and I suspected causing it to overcompensate by producing MORE oil (the same thing they…

That's exactly why I stopped using shampoo. It dries the shit out of my hair, and then I as using several different leave ins trying to fix it!

I'm sure there are smelly folks out there, but I think most people know when they stink, and they wash accordingly.

I had those too!

Oh, I love 'em. I go to a Hanson concert every year!

I have several young coworkers who think normal underwear are all "granny panties". As in, ANYTHING other than a thong is for grannies.

A Hanson reality show would be a gift from the heavens!

I have known a boss [with a 99% female staff] that has made these kind of uncomfortable comments. Not about the staff, but about the customers and it is only SLIGHTLY less uncomfortable.

I still feel that way and I'm 28. Still waiting to figure out what I want to be when I grow up!