I don't actually visit hellogiggles, but I DO follow all of the founders on Twitter for my regular dose of hate reading, and honestly, Zooey is the least offensive of them all.

I love you, Pixar, but I am not at all surprised that this is the first time ever that your movie did not get an Oscar nom. YOU ARE BETTER THAN CARS 2.

Do you mean the Mad Gasser?

Is she seriously trying to have a "my life is so much harder than yours" argument with HER MOM?

I have used the same password for "minor" things since high school, and I know that at least 4 of my close friends and my boyfriends know that one, and have for years. To my knowledge, they are still not running around logging in under my AIM name or playing my ancient Neopets account.

I've always liked her. Not her music, really, but HER. She's always seemed really sweet and sincere in interviews.

I was blocked in by police cars once! Apparently there was a wanted criminal in the building next to mine, and the police were surrounding the place to take him in. I just texted a picture of the police car blocking mine to my boss, and said "Get there when I can?"

That was a really awkward name drop.

My mom and her TWIN look only distantly related, so I won't be judging Khloe's heritage by her looks. I mean, sure, perhaps there are other reasons they think Kris was cheating, but really? All siblings don't come out looking like clones.

I'm really not opposed to kids (She looks under 18 to me) trying to keep a shred of privacy on the internet.

It's a weave thing. If your scalp itches, you can't exactly scratch it very well with extensions and junk up in there, so you just pat it.

There are still Missoni pieces at my local Target, in the clearance section. I have toyed with buying those flats!

This is how I'm feeling about New Girl. Jess is annoying but I love all the other characters, so I continue watching. I honestly feel like fast forwarding through her parts! I've nothing against Deschanel, but that character is just grating.

Oh, how I wish that you were right. I don't get it, either.

So, you've never worked in a movie theater, obviously?

Really? I found the beginning of the 2nd book even more tiresome than the first! Took entirely too long to get to the main story.

Just watch the original movies. Yes, the story does pick up after awhile, but it's still not very well written.

Sounds like it's based off of this, only less scary:

Absolutely! I'm a little sad for Adrienne because she's apparently never had one.

You can plunk down $20 and get a nice one on Amazon.