@Ri_L is Team Squidward: I too miss the days of chatting on AIM off and on all day. FB chat isn't the same, but almost none of my friends ever login to AIM anymore.

How about sketchy relatives?

No doggy birthdays at my house. My dog gets spoiled enough as is, what with my mom dognapping him periodically to take him to Dairy Queen.

@Juventina: and her legs looks like they're made out of play-doh.

@urbanspelunker: I don't think it's supposed to be his shirt. It's too small for him.

@Angua: I am seriously lamenting the fact that there's no DDPP closer to me.

@kissmyarchetype: Yes, this reads a little too much like somebody's livejournal after a breakup.

@Gigi: I don't really get it either. Perhaps I'm just not a "romantic", but the biggest appeal to marriage for me are the legal benefits, not the paper. I don't think we get to graduate to some higher understanding of love just because we're straight and allowed to get married.

@I am calm, but thanks: But telling people that I'm living in sin is quite fun! I'm TAKING IT BACK.

@itslikethathuh: I agree!

@shutupilovethat: I'm 27, living in sin with my boyfriend of 5 years. It's fantastic! He had moved into my apartment at first, but we actually bought a house together in May and I've found that has silenced a lot of the "But when are you getting married?!" questions.

@blackbird_pie: This could just be me, but if you're not comfortable farting in bed, I don't know how comfortable living together will be!

I've been there. I was the leaseholder, so I didn't have to add couch surfing to my personal hell though.

@Slikiez: She is easily one of the most messed up girls on that show. It's clear she has some major insecurities and it's so so sad.

I find bikini style bathing suits on little girls disturbing, and this just takes it to a whole new level. Placing "breasts" where there are none yet on a little girl is just disgusting to me.

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: At least little Olive was not given a pair of fake breasts to show off during her dance.

@wonderwoahman: I'm going to quit feeding the troll now. Have a good day.

@wonderwoahman: I think using "retarded" as a synonym for something negative is offensive for the exact same reason I think using "gay" as a synonym for something negative is offensive. It implies that a group of people are bad, or wrong, or undesirable.

@wonderwoahman: Are you kidding me? You can't think of any other words besides "retarded" to describe something negative?

@wonderwoahman: The more I talk to you, the more I think you're trolling.