WARNING: I was not expecting to write a wall of text that borders as some kind of incoherent manifesto, consider yourself warned...

It is a game that tries hard to be “artistic” and “serious”, but only manages to tell a story barely better than “absolutely juvenile”. It also has pretty graphics and serviceable gameplay.

Uh, I hate to embarrass you, but you forgot Blinx.

I also wish Nascar was more like Daytona USA. 200Mph horses outrunning stock cars would make for a great race.

If this brings Funnimation back to Crunchyroll then I am all for it.

“The remaster will support 4K60 gameplay on the PC, with Xbox One X and PlayStation Pro supporting either 4K30 or 1080P60 resolution. Basic Xbox One and PlayStation 4 consoles will run it at 1080P30, as will the Switch in docked mode (720p30 undocked)”

Man, can't even get 60fps on the base consoles?? What a fucking disappointment of a remaster

Sounds like an excellent reason to continue not playing fallout 76.

This is not FOMO culture. This is hypebeast culture. Being a sneakerhead, it's become more prevalent, leaking into other collector culture, be it toys, and now games. Well, games it's always been an issue, look at the Xbox and ps pre-orders for the past 20 years heading straight to eBay. This is a damn shame. Some…

Define “win”.

I work in IT developing for, and supporting, a major retailer. This SKU naming nonsense has caused no end of confusion, especially while trying to implement their whole subscription-bundle program across both generations. Especially while doing it all remotely via Microsoft Teams.

I just want to point out this isn’t the 1993, when our parents had a habit of calling everything that played a video game a Nintendo. We’re the parents now. People looking to snatch up launch consoles for their kids in 2020 are probably pretty familiar with gaming, and tech in general. 

While I do prefer the first, Galaxy 2 is still an exceptional game, and I’m sad it’s not part of the 3D collection.

Is it just me or does this new generation feel... weird? Like they all have forgotten how to do business.

Make that $100 back selling used games though. 

It’s a crime that the Tekken 2 opening sequence wasn’t included in the arcade release.

Yeah, pretty much. I don’t need a 4K Switch, that’s a bit much. But one that can get all current games to run at 1080p 60fps? With possibly better textures? Yes please. Get up to at least base PS4 quality 

It reads like a long People magazine profile

I see you are unfamiliar with Joan’s patented brand of “assignment written the night before it’s due” articles.

That kinda went... nowhere