The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Nah, cooking is better for ya

Yes!!!

“Will It Sous Vide” needs to be an actual show.

This is very kind.

All in favor of a Claire cooking show say aye.

If you have a Costco card, the Kirkland Signature hot dogs are manufactured by Hebrew National. Great deal if you need a lot of hot dogs.

1) buy stupidly expensive cat toy

Something tells me making a bunch of noise in the comment section is going to have a quicker effect than sending an e-mail to NoOneFuckingCaresYouTool@kinja.com

I use the "Image capture" app for that.

So instead we should just allow unrestricted speeds on tiny and heavily traveled roads? Because that will only end well for all of us.