He didn’t merely get an award from Hitler, he was considered a major influence and inspiration by Hitler. He also wrote a book called “The International Jew: The World’s Foremost Problem.”

You STILL paid too much.

“One year there was a man who kept screaming every time he took a shot, got into a fight with his girlfriend, made her cry, then got into a screaming match with his bros, then reached behind our bar and stole one of our water pitchers and started drinking directly out of it, all in the span of like 20 minutes. He was…

I just need a commuter car for my mother in law. I hate it here.

The same thing happened to Zillow automated home buying service. It started over paying for houses all over the place so they had to shut it down and stop buying houses all together. 

Comparisons would be good for a reasoned discussion.

I can’t stand ‘creamy’ scrambled eggs/omelets, the texture is absolutely disgusting, so when I make eggs they’re a bit on the well done side.

Wrong comedians, but you get the point:

Nothing gets you de-selected faster than bringing up jury nullification.

Goldeneye makes me sad now because of the real-world Arecibo Observatory collapse. :-(

I’m definitely shocked, but I can’t say I’m surprised.

“They smashed up things and people and then retreated into their money or their vast carelessness.”

I had a similar reaction when Roman leaned on Kendall’s back like he did. It was the most human thing I’ve seen him do and it make me tear up that he’s actually got human emotions when needed. (Other than fear of his father, that is.)

“Boo souls” is one of the most perfect lines, and line readings, for this show. When Greg said it, I laughed a bit, yet also felt queasy. “Good” Greg fully taking off the shackles of self-righteousness, giving himself permission to roll in the mud he was already neck-deep in. The ethos of this show - horrible people…

Kendall’s confession broke me. Afterwards when Shiv asked him where he wanted to wait and he said “Can I be with you guys?” Reader, I wept. My god. The way this show mines genuine humanity from such utterly irredeemable characters is like nothing I’ve ever seen.

So I guess this “missing car fished out of a river after decades” day on Jalopnik.

Red would look good. Screw the purists, it’s your hooptie, do what makes you happy.

There’s so so much terrible ick coating this guy. He’s like a creepy church youth group president.

“Of the many scenes that mildly frightened and generally confused kids when they watched A Christmas Story with no context for its late ‘30s setting...”