bUt MAh fReEduMZZZ!

He took Kim Jong-Un out to dinner, that counts right?

He mauls Colonel Sanders regularly.

Give the guy a break. It’s not like he didn’t turn in a homework assignment or something.

As a Canadian: Feel free to vandalize them too, we don’t like the Quebecois either.

Naw, they’ll use this one:

From one cat to another:

also - I’m not trying to undermine the awful reputation she has, just trying to understand the psyche of Ellen despite only having a creative writing degree

Same. I had the same reply before I saw yours.

On another note, I cast Detect Thoughts on Gaetz but he was unaffected cause he has an Int of 3 or lower. SAD!

He’s a die hard Trump supporter, I bet he’s doing this to pull votes from Biden to ensure a Trump victory.

No one will ever be shown climbing a ladder.  The screen just fades to black, and cuts to them standing at the top of the ladder.

I can’t wait to tell my Mom that all those slaps she applied to everybody in the house, including Dad, were actually “diversionary strikes.”

Because like Huawei, any majorly successful Chinese business tends to have the Chinese Communist Party’s hand up its ass like a Jeff Dunham puppet.

In what world is modeling not scientific? You try to do this without physics, Sen Cornyn!

Another killer cop who looks like a thumb with a face drawn on it. Do they grow these fuckers in tanks, or is that look the endgame of 'roid abuse?

Don’t forget this horror

They’re not high school dropouts, you need at least a diploma to apply. Dropouts are not narcs at least, and generally cool. Cops are worse, they’re townies.

“In other UK news, uh, Boris Johnson and white nationalist goon Stephen Miller hung out loads when Johnson was foreign secretary under Theresa May.”

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t get a half life pachinko game.