Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

Something about his countenance leads one to believe he might would eschew the traditional foot chase.

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

“I know you said you’re not politically conservative, but with your doctorate in religious studies and your look, you could get a lot of work as a talking head or host for a conservative outlet. They love blonde, girl-next-door types.”

I’m an active duty Soldier (so people can feel free not to @ me). I say eliminate the damn thing. It doesn’t make any sense to play it anyway, and it always just makes me wonder if the Packers and Steelers forget what country they are in and have to be reminded at the start of every game.

Who in this day and age uses their car radio?

Dude looks like the human (or at least anthropomorphic) version of a fart.

Easy solution is to change penalty shoot-outs to the “run-up” style like that used in the 1970s NASL and in the early days of MLS

That’s meshuggana, but to be fair you can’t spell “Breitbart Sports” without Beitar.

Wash your hands and no open wounds. Now get out there you crazy kid!

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

There’s a related joke I heard a while back.

They don’t want small government.

At this point, Overwatch League is more interesting as a social experiment than a competitive sporting event. “What would happen if we had a group of people with no life experience outside the confines of the internet video game culture and then suddenly thrust them into the public spotlight?”.

Sounds like, what you’re saying is they’re starting to lose Focus.

Tiger Woods once fucked up his ankle while celebrating one-in-each-hole.

It was mostly him drinking Cokes, swatting at KellyAnne’s ass, wondering out loud why he was recording a speech honouring Dr. Ben Carson, and muttering about how he was going to destroy Bezos, even if he had to close the Post Office to do it.

Good gravy, that would be the worst nomination since Caligula put his horse in the Senate.