Haha thanks!

We slightly disagree on Gaga, but probably agree on her more than not. I think she's a try-hard and I find her schtick uninteresting. I wouldn't characterize our discussion as fighting. As for Franco — fuck that guy. Whether I agree or disagree with you, I do like to read your comments as you generally have something…

Uh yikes (!) — has he actually said anything about murdering women or are you going off of his rape simulations? I really, really, REALLY cannot stand rape scenes myself, but I remember someone who had been a victim of a rape talk about how rape fantasies helped her cope with what happened to her here on Jezebel and…

This we agree on totally.

I'll say some women have rape fantasies, but it's a turn-off for me. They can keep the rape simulations, I don't care, just (James Deen) don't shit on what some female directors are trying to so for the rest of us who demand more than the usual money shot to the face.

As long as he talks to me in his native accent, he can do as he likes! Read the phone book, narrate Skyrim, idk.

Chris O'Dowd for the win!

Porn with an attractive dude, not a schlubby one with a big dick jackhammering away at someone who is clearly faking an orgasm. Watching porn is like watching professional wrestling for me — so fake I start laughing most of the time.

Truth. It looks as real as professional wrestling looks to me.

My interpretation is the latter. I would like to see him clarify, if that's not what he meant to say.

He has a pretty face but there's something Patrick Batemanish about him I can't quite put my finger on. Anytime I've watched his performances, I'm like that can't feel good. Maybe some women love jackhammering? I don't know, but my cervix contracts/winces when I watch his scenes, but that's just my personal taste.…

Yeah, I was like what's wrong with porn directed by women for a female audience? If others enjoy it, all the better! Uuugghh. I might like Deen if he weren't such an igmo. And I find him eating things to be gross. I don't want to watch anyone eating a cheeseburger like it's a Slurpee.

I can't wait for his and Robin Thicke's Guide to Feminism to come out in paperback. Call me when the majority of porn directors aren't dudes. Kthanksbai.

At least it's not a disembodied hand. /shiver

One lady looks like she's rubbing her butt on a tree like a Charmin bear who has no square. Doesn't look particularly comfortable, but I guess Gulliver is so hot, he makes you want to rub your ass on tree bark.

Haha, yep consider that a win.

Bahaha! Best gif ever.

I'd already seen the interview, but I want to give this post a bump because it's the first time I remember seeing two well-respected journalists who happen to be women interviewing the President. Slowly, times are changing indeed. Peace in Syria also.

The one at :16? RAWR! Let's arm wrestle for him.

Well, as GIRLS, Friends and Sex & the City taught me, no black people live in New York City. (Save for Donald Glover, Aisha Tyler and Jennifer Hudson.)