You're right! I recognize the toddler poo squat from my preschool teacher days.

I was ready to roll my eyes at this clip, but Kanye sounds truly happy. Good for him. Grandpa had it right.

I read on slate.com that she could get 7 years with good behavior/parole. I wonder if Obama will pardon her. I think there's a 75% chance he won't before his term is up, but it's not impossible. That said, I don't know how anyone can survive only months of solitary without going crazy or becoming majorly depressed.

What a douche! Seems to me he was wanting to make himself out to be a big man to his friends. Deep insecurities there to me. He was probably pissed that you didn't jump on his dick that night and wanted to take it slow. Manipulative people aren't worth our time.

Haha, I like you.

Exactly. THANK YOU

I think your comments were on point. It's not outrageous to expect the blog to live up to the standards its own writer is setting for others. It doesn't mean we hate Jezebel. It means we want it to improve in this area.

Some of them, I think so. I don't think she's desperate, no. Some guys she just has a good time with and some she geniunely likes as happens in any dating scenario. Some people you connect with, some you don't. /shrug

It is exactly THIS shit here that I'm talking about. It's like some guys (and some girls? I'm straight, so I haven't encountered them. I'm sure they exist) are on a quest for power through sex. Like, what is that even? What is going on in their heads that they need to turn sex and/or relationships into a power game?…

Haha, I wonder what he found.

See that's a thoughtful guy. Glad that you have a good relationship. :)

No, he was very experienced and atheist actually, so that's what made it more shocking that he said that bs.

Agreed. Some people are just more manipulative and look at relationships as a power struggle.

Good points, all of them.

snort! what the fuck is wrong with people? I just don't understand where all of this comes from. I don't approach dating like a chess game and I feel like so many people do. It's bizarre.

LOL yes. I just didn't want to engage him and receive another 9 paragraph email.

This works for some people, yes and you totally have a point. One of my friends sleeps with guys on the first date and she never hears back from them, so different experiences for people I guess.

I'm going to write a dirge entitled Totally Clear Lines about consensual sex. More of a call and response like in church.

Yeah, it's like if they made the ending of the Blurred Lines video thusly: a woman kisses #Thicke and then he says, "wait, you actually DO want it?! That's not okay, slut."

He tried to mindfuck me in other ways. He sent me a 9 paragraph email about how it's okay that I have a booty, because he normally likes skinny girls, but since I gave him an erection, I'll do. Yeah, there was only two dates for a reason. This was last year or a year and a half ago. Then he texts me a couple of months…