Doesn't every poli sci class have at least that one guy who is running a constant campaign in spite of having no accomplishments? There were probably five in my department. Their current Fb status updates are similar to this: "friends, Romans, countrymen, bs bs bs bs blah blah derp bs bs blah. Humblebrag humblebrag…

Two words: dead eyes.

They also note Jasmin comes from an "exotic" place. You know, as an adult, that just sounds weird/uncomfortable now.

Edit: wow why is that font massive? Thanks kinja?

I think you mean shartstorm.

It doesn't mean you're old; it means you are discerning. My teen cousin likes to spend more on clothes that are durable, versatile and classic, meaning having have fewer items in her closet than her friends. BUT she's not stuck with
a whole bunch of poorly made, ill-fitting stuff. Nothing wrong with demanding more…

"Sarah" exists, no doubt. /eyeroll

THIS point right here.

I thought his family "took his Twitter password." Seems like the abusive cudgel is HS. 'I did all of these bad things, but you know what's worse? Take down culture and this hashtag.' NO. The manipulation is unending with him.

LOL, I think this describes a lot of us right now.

It reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show intro.

What's wrong with RATIONAL SELF INTEREST?!?!?

Bahahaha! Love

Agreed. Man, I hope he gets mounds of therapy, drugs if need be, whatever. I also hope he never foists his manipulations on anyone else. Ugggghhh, this situation.

He doesn't blame himself. He ultimately puts the blame on takedown culture for his mental health state, if you read ALL of his tweets. It's like a faux confession one minute and then projection the next. He's *still* not yet sincere.

I am giving you a standing ovation in my apartment.

Man, you are on a roll.

He wrote on his blog years back that his diagnosis by several therapists was narcississm/borderline personality disorder with psychotic tendencies.

THANK YOU. All of this. Every last bit.

That's a good Hader smize, right there.